Poofy Cuties! Oh the Places They Will Go!

I don't want to let the cat out of the bag.



I don't! Because sheesa sucha kyyyyoootie! Baggie Cat! Baggie Cat!

Sing kitty!



You have fishie bweath!



You smell like a smelly beer slut who farts in her jeans at the bar!



This is my boyfriend!

Ut uo, the gas man is here:



SHOOT HIM KITTY! SHOOT OUT HIS FUCKING EYES!



AUNT GINNY WANTS SOULS!!!



Send me a picture of a kyyyooootie and I'll give you a little rub!
Does you like a pet pet? Hmmmmm?
Ooooooo! Good.... goooood.......

OMG! NOOOO!

NOOOOOOOO!!!! What isa whole wide widdle world comming toooo?













Too many widdle fwuffies wid a bad touch! NOOO! NO MORE!!! Naughty Naughty!

Ow. Ow. I need a poofy widdle doggie...















Ahhhh, da widdle wumpkins! Oh! Oh a song???? Okie dokie widdle wamb!

Doggy doggy wuvie duv
Makes a poofy widdle hug!
Doggy makes me wiggle warm
A doggie doggie poopie farm!

Wuvie widdle minkie moo
Make a widdle doggie poo!
Bendie down an pick it up,
Drink it from a coffe cup!
YUCK!

Isa stinkie poopie do and tastes like SHIT!

AGAGAGAGAGLLLGLGLG
LGLLAGAGAGGA;LLAAJSJSGA
GAGFAAGAGAGAGAGAG!!!!!

Never drink a stinky poo
A glass of smelly doggie do.
Makes you sick and smelly too,
Just pet the fluffy woggie woo!

NOOOO KITTIES NOOO!

YOU MUSTN'T TURN AUNT GINNY'S BLOG INTO A HOUSE OF FILTH!

Oh Dear Lord! Someone should hit the naughty kitties! Aspankie spankie! Whoza widdle nawdy kittie? Whozawuzzit? Whozawuzzit? A widdle nawdy nawdy! A spanky you will get!

I will get my Johnny Damon bat (awwww! The cutie!) and play kittie cricket. That's just what I'll do. Woodyoo like dat? Huh? Huh? Woodyoo kyyyoootie?

I want KITTY DOG! (a poem)

You see you want a kitty?
You want a kitty dog dog?
Poofy widdle happy kitty!
Dog dog dog.

I wuv the kitty kitty.
Make mine a scotch on the dog!
Kitty blog kitty dog.
Kitty kitty dog blog!

Who wuvs a kitt? Yes! Yes I do!
KYYYYYOOOOOOOT! SOOOOOO KYYYYYOOOOT!

Here kitty. Here kitty dog? Here kitty kitty. Here dog dog blog! KITTY!!!!!!

Huhhhh huhhhh mmmmmmm aaahhhhhh ohhhhhh KITTY!!! So Kyoot. OMG OMG! Pant pant pant PUNT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KITTY GO FLY FLY! Kitty kitty dog!